"Oh well never mind," I said as I watched the control room team, "I guess I'll wait down the Dog and Duck unless your 'sopping hole' needs attention eh Sharon?"
"I'd take you up on that if we didn't have and audience!" Sharon replied, "Oops," she says, duty calls, "Good Evening, Pedo Supplies, the North West's premier supplier of Pedophile supplies, how may I help you?"
"Oh, I wanted a twenty seven by one and a quarter inner tube," this guy asked, "Do I have the wrong number?"
"I'm afraid so sir, this is Pedophile supplies," Sharon explained
. "Remarkably stupid you average sexual pervert," Inspector Head suggested with a big grin, "I take back all I said about your crazy scheme Mr Allthwaite," he laughed, "Just imagine the look in his face when Jenkins turns up instead of a little boy!"
"Told you," I said, "Christ we'll need more cells!"
"Ooh," Sharon said as she returned from the bogs looking flushed, "Sorry sir, got carried away,"
"Oh right," Inspector Head, agreed, "Take over from Jenkins will you he's obsessed with sheep. "Uh, what colour knickers are you wearing," the pedo asked
. . “Need a hand?” I smiled as Mr
"Oh well never mind," I said as I watched the control room team, "I guess I'll wait down the Dog and Duck unless your 'sopping hole' needs attention eh Sharon?"
"I'd take you up on that if we didn't have and audience!" Sharon replied, "Oops," she says, duty calls, "Good Evening, Pedo Supplies, the North West's premier supplier of Pedophile supplies, how may I help you?"
"Oh, I wanted a twenty seven by one and a quarter inner tube," this guy asked, "Do I have the wrong number?"
"I'm afraid so sir, this is Pedophile supplies," Sharon explained
. "Remarkably stupid you average sexual pervert," Inspector Head suggested with a big grin, "I take back all I said about your crazy scheme Mr Allthwaite," he laughed, "Just imagine the look in his face when Jenkins turns up instead of a little boy!"
"Told you," I said, "Christ we'll need more cells!"
"Ooh," Sharon said as she returned from the bogs looking flushed, "Sorry sir, got carried away,"
"Oh right," Inspector Head, agreed, "Take over from Jenkins will you he's obsessed with sheep. "Uh, what colour knickers are you wearing," the pedo asked
. . “Need a hand?” I smiled as Mr
"Oh well never mind," I said as I watched the control room team, "I guess I'll wait down the Dog and Duck unless your 'sopping hole' needs attention eh Sharon?"
"I'd take you up on that if we didn't have and audience!" Sharon replied, "Oops," she says, duty calls, "Good Evening, Pedo Supplies, the North West's premier supplier of Pedophile supplies, how may I help you?"
"Oh, I wanted a twenty seven by one and a quarter inner tube," this guy asked, "Do I have the wrong number?"
"I'm afraid so sir, this is Pedophile supplies," Sharon explained
. "Remarkably stupid you average sexual pervert," Inspector Head suggested with a big grin, "I take back all I said about your crazy scheme Mr Allthwaite," he laughed, "Just imagine the look in his face when Jenkins turns up instead of a little boy!"
"Told you," I said, "Christ we'll need more cells!"
"Ooh," Sharon said as she returned from the bogs looking flushed, "Sorry sir, got carried away,"
"Oh right," Inspector Head, agreed, "Take over from Jenkins will you he's obsessed with sheep. "Uh, what colour knickers are you wearing," the pedo asked
. . “Need a hand?” I smiled as Mr
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